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SUSECON 2017

BOV124429 - Jeopardy-like Game: What's That Distribution? (Or: My Last Talk)

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"I assume this will be the last talk I ever give, because after this, every single distribution's community will be out to kill me. Ladies and Gentlemen, bring your hatchets! Why? Well, I have collected quotes, sentences and assumptions that speak for themselves—from and about distributions and community leaders. Come prepared to demonstrate your knowledge of the industry by answering questions such as “Who is the ‘Microsoft’ of open source?"" “Who thinks they own open source?” “Who was bought twice, and neither of the buyers exist anymore?” “Who has hired a Gentoo guy as head of package management?” “Who is still compiling Libre Office and, therefore, can't open a document?” “What's that distribution with three, four, five names that are constantly changing?” Add your own. This ""Lightning talk"" is open source and a call for your ideas and discussion."


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